轉載:Oh! Politics!

Kimlayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,

"Isn't that Bush and Kimlayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Kimlayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

Kimlayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"